I’m actually not funny. I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.
The best thing a girl can be in this world is a beautiful little fool.
Strong is the new skinny.
Always dress like you’re going to see your worst enemy.
I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.
Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.
When the truth fails, abandon it. Make something up.
This is why I rock.
The prettiest people do the ugliest things.
The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about.
You can’t fix it if it’s not broken.
I looked hot today. You missed out.
Roll with the punches.